an overused phrase made up by three UC merced stooges. Often used to exaggerate the importance of what they are about to say.
tell me why, the other day i tried so hard to impress shealtiel, but for some reason he still didn't payed me any attention. i felt really stupid afterwards.
by whatsgood241 March 13, 2007
A phrase that instantly refutes hating, unwarranted criticism, and other nonsense when said criticism is levied directly at its object, as opposed to through an intermediary. Made popular by the Kanye West song of the same name.
Playa': {Walks into club, solo, sporting black fedora and one-button blazer.}
Hater #1: Ayo, nigga, Usher want his hat back!
Hater #2: Yo, ur homiez shinin' up the Benz, gee?
Playa': Man, y'all can't tell me nothin'!!
Hater #1: Ayo, nigga, Usher want his hat back!
Hater #2: Yo, ur homiez shinin' up the Benz, gee?
Playa': Man, y'all can't tell me nothin'!!
by M.C. Escher January 10, 2008
by Zias Noxid April 6, 2009
1. Probably the best bay area slap that got this whole hyphy movement introduced to the rest of the country even southern california.
2. A term used in the yay area to get ready to get hyphy, go dumb, thizz etc.
2. A term used in the yay area to get ready to get hyphy, go dumb, thizz etc.
1. Now shake dem dreads...(going stupid at a club in
oakland)
2. We was in fillmoe up in the city just crusin and ''tell me when to go'' came on the radio so we all pulled a slideshow in our scrapers right on divisidero and grove.
oakland)
2. We was in fillmoe up in the city just crusin and ''tell me when to go'' came on the radio so we all pulled a slideshow in our scrapers right on divisidero and grove.
by tyrone j July 4, 2006
Part 2
The identity talked to the the guy through live streams and asked him questions. Eventually it asked the right question and got the same answer the girl got, only slightly different. The girl thinks she understands now but is still skeptical. She wondered if the guy broke up with her for other reasons. Was she not pretty enough? Did she act too weird around him? Did she do something wrong? She could recall many times that she has acted weird, or didn’t look her best, and did things a good person wouldn’t do. She was very obnoxious at times, and she once admitted she liked them too when someone told her they did. Of course the guy found out about it. So the girl believes that was the reason the guy lost interest, and broke up with her. She misses him so much and knows she's done him wrong, but does not know if he feels the same. But we will never know their future. Until it happens.
I told you it would be sad. I'm sorry. here's a tissue. This is a true story that I've experienced. And I regret lying to everyone about me having split personality disorder. And I regret the choices I've made in the past. Hopefully my friends will forgive me one day.
The identity talked to the the guy through live streams and asked him questions. Eventually it asked the right question and got the same answer the girl got, only slightly different. The girl thinks she understands now but is still skeptical. She wondered if the guy broke up with her for other reasons. Was she not pretty enough? Did she act too weird around him? Did she do something wrong? She could recall many times that she has acted weird, or didn’t look her best, and did things a good person wouldn’t do. She was very obnoxious at times, and she once admitted she liked them too when someone told her they did. Of course the guy found out about it. So the girl believes that was the reason the guy lost interest, and broke up with her. She misses him so much and knows she's done him wrong, but does not know if he feels the same. But we will never know their future. Until it happens.
I told you it would be sad. I'm sorry. here's a tissue. This is a true story that I've experienced. And I regret lying to everyone about me having split personality disorder. And I regret the choices I've made in the past. Hopefully my friends will forgive me one day.
tell me a story 2
The big sister said she's too tired and that she'd tell her one tomorrow. The girl on the top bunk said "but you told me you'd tell me a story yesterday. this is unfair. >:"
The big sister said she's too tired and that she'd tell her one tomorrow. The girl on the top bunk said "but you told me you'd tell me a story yesterday. this is unfair. >:"
by Jaydenality2 September 3, 2021
What one says or thinks when another person tells them something that
1. Has nothing to do with the person being told something
2. The person being told something does not want to hear what they are being told
1. Has nothing to do with the person being told something
2. The person being told something does not want to hear what they are being told
Girl: OMG i went to a Panic at the Disco concert last night! it was sooo freakin cool!
Guy: Why are you telling me this?
Girl: I have a huge crush on your friend!
Guy who likes Girl: Why are you telling me this?
Guy: Why are you telling me this?
Girl: I have a huge crush on your friend!
Guy who likes Girl: Why are you telling me this?
by Seth Kraeder February 10, 2009
You can't tell me is a way of life. It is when a person will do whatever he or she damn well pleases. If you attempt to tell a person to not do something, not only will they do it on purpose, but they will respond wit hthe phrase,"YOU CAN'T TELL ME"
Steve: "Scott(driving 60 in a 40) slow down
Scott: "you can't tell me" (accelerates to 75)
Steve: celebration!
Scott: "you can't tell me" (accelerates to 75)
Steve: celebration!
by scottyd3186 December 4, 2010