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Teen Choice Awards 

Sluttiest children's special in television history. The abomination of awards shows and the most overrated.

Teens don't even watch. Children do.
It's not even their choice. The choice is Miley's and the Jonas Brothers'. And they suck.
Therefore, the awards are nothing but novelty.
You will die of ripping your own head off if you watch the Teen Choice Awards.
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Teen Choice Awards 

Kid's Choice Awards 2.0. Ages 5 - 8. Created by FOX. A rigged, scripted, unofficial awards show presenting fake awards to very "special" child celebrities who set bad examples to children of older or equal age, mostly to Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers. They use laugh tracks to make it even more stupider.
Smart celebrity nominated for an award: I think I am too old for the Teen Choice Awards. I am not even going to attend, like I give a shit if I win one.

Miley Cyrus TEen Choice Awards Performance of Party in the USA 

A nasty # Minute Video of Screechy Sounds, Pole Dancing and Crying 2 Year olds.
OMFG My Son Just Saw the Miley Cyrus TEen Choice Awards Performance of Party in the USA. Then the next day I caught him wearing a bra over a vest and in my thong.

The Teen Choice Award 

When a guy pulls out of a girl and unleashes a mighty deluge of semen upon her, drenching her thoroughly. The creamy beads cling to her nose and mouth, making her resemble a glazed doughnut. It's like getting "slimed" at the Teen Choice Awards.
"Hey, you know how I haven't had sex in like 4 months?

"Yeah, man"

"Well, last night I pulled outta my old lady and gave her The Teen Choice Award."

"Nice"
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“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
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well known from south park
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They took ouare jerbs!
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(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
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"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
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