Teddysexual

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A person who takes pictures and videos of themselves sexual engaging with you guessed what. A teddy bear 🧸

Person 1: She hold onto that bear so much she might as well be fucking it.

Person 2:Dude so your saying she's teddysexual?

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Teddysexual

when someone is attracted (romantically or sexually) to someone named Teddy

Guy: Bro, I’m Teddysexual

Guy 2: What does that even mean?

Guy: I could imagine myself with that cute girl Teddy! She hella hot bro!

Teddysexual by heybbg1303 May 23, 2022

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Teddysexual • teddsexual • TiddySexual • Toddsexual • taddl-sexual • Terry Sexual Syndrome

TiddySexual

A sexual orientation that exists outside of Gender norms. A Tiddysexual is only attracted to big ass tiddies. They find Penises, Vaginas and Buttholes disgusting and repulsive. Also non of that Loli shit.

Girl put yo pants back on I'm tiddysexual.

TiddySexual by Imaburritooo June 17, 2019

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teddsexual

Having a sexual attraction to someone with the name Tedd, and having no attraction to anyone else. Originated from webcomic El Goonish Shive.

Nanase: Homosexual, Ellen: Bisexual, Grace: Teddsexual.

teddsexual by Owleth June 19, 2006

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Toddsexual

Intense sexual attraction and desire for a Todd intellectually, romantically, physically, and spiritually.

She/He identifies as a Toddsexual. I need Todd all up inside me more than I’ve ever needed anything.

Needs me some Todd

Toddsexual by Elvis’s Girlfriend February 26, 2021

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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