team sex

a competition in which two teams of 5 (2 male 3 female) compete in a sexual competition, recieving points for positional creativity and stamina. competitions are often marked by violence between the two teams. is much more sophisticated and competitive than an orgy.

this is fuckin' sweet! suzy said she'd be on my team for the team sex competition friday!

by sven olefson July 6, 2005

Seal Team Sex

The act of pulling out during sex and shooting your sperm in the person's left eye.

My girlfriend got pink eye from Seal Team Sex.

by So in, So out June 11, 2011

Seal Team Sex

Being as quiet as possible while having sexual intercourse.
(Usually when family members or children are within earshot)

My grandmother's wake was in the next room, so Shelley and I had to have Seal Team Sex on the bathroom floor, as not to alert the other attendees.

by Tommy Shenanigans December 16, 2019

The Sex Team

arguably the sexiest group of human beings ever assembled into one Facebook group in the history of mankind. consisting of the turtle, t-rex, panther, nematode, robot, antelope, kitten, cobra, and recent addition the eagle, The Sex Team walks the halls of RFH scouting for the finest alcohol, tobacco and narcotics, as well as chicks who pack (#skoaljobs). we also go so unbelievably HAM on the weekends. basically, the sexiest of all time.

Sex t-rex: hey guys we should all get f***ed up for the lsu-'bama game

KB Surfer: Star said I can have some people over
t-rex: ew you hick, go make out with your cousin. you're not even a member of The Sex Team
Timmy then laughs uncoltrolably at the insult, as all nearby tables stare at The Sex Team in secret envy

by Sex turtle January 1, 2012

Team Sexual

It is a mere astronomical task to use words to convey the greatness that is Team Sexual, however if one had to do so...

Team Sexual is known as a small group of the sexy elite, spawned out of the riff raft of Dowling college; An array of sexy and muscles all around with personality to match there even greater endowments

In other words:

Team Sexual -the studliest, most successful group of men that are second to none. They thrive on excellence and will continue to own till the end of time.

OMG, Team Sexual is hanging out over there.... Literally... and goddamn are they hung!

Does Dowling College have anything other than a slightly overwhelming negro population? ... oh wait, look! it's team sexual!!!

Who's running the beer pong table tonight??? There they are, Team Sexual... as always.

by Team Sexual August 24, 2010

Team sexy

Team sexy is/are the two fullbacks on field in a girls sport (feildhockey, lacrosse, soccer, ect.) These girls are on defense and don't let shit into the potentially dangerous area of shooting.

DAMN, that was a close one, good thing team sexy was on it.

by dachanchan September 22, 2011

Team Sexy Spaghetti Freaks

An elusive cult of 2 people who eat spaghetti and are mildly weird. They formed a team because their raw sexiness put together was enough to turn themselves into spaghetti temporarily. At first they used it for good, fighting crime with their new-found spaghetti powers, however things soon took a turn for the worse when one of them got a little too saucy and took a bite out of the others noodle. They had reached the point of no return and the noodle-less cultist took a bite out of the others meatballs. After the battle one cultist was left only with noodles, and the other only meatballs. And that's why we complete each other ;)

Marshall - "Team Sexy Spaghetti Freaks for the win!"
Gwen - "Hell Yeah!"

by ToadNipps November 29, 2020