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An imaginary word used to construct infallible logical arguments. It's similar to enough real words that it will both confuse and irritate others who are trying to determine the meaning. Its existence is predicated on both hasty inaction and lazy intractability.
No one wins a teade war you jackass!
teade by shinierball June 11, 2018
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A: Have you seen Teade around? B: Yeah he's really cool
Pronounced: T(tee) D(dee)
Teade by Elysion United November 21, 2021
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Teade Wytse 

I'am more Teade Wytse.
Teade Wytse by niet ik November 13, 2021
Members of the demographic group participating in the Tea Party movement.
The teapees held a large rally at the Washington Mall on the anniversary of MLK's "I have a dream" speech.
teapees by sumnerln August 29, 2010
A childish word referring to the male genitalia, often used by parents to teach their young ones what to call their tiny penis.
Child: Daddy why is you're teadle so big?
Teadle by teadletime December 14, 2014

Murder Mystery 2 Teamers 

fucking emo assholes that team up in mm2 and the one that is murderer kills everyone else but their dumbass team, or they fucking camp the gun until one of their teammates gets the gun because they're too scared to die.
Murder Mystery 2 Teamers just show off their shitty emotes and knives
Murder Mystery 2 Teamers by mvyb October 8, 2020
A misspelled variation of the word, “teamer” predominantly used by Redditors and middle-schoolers.
Guy 1: Those teabers teamed on me and called me a fag!!

Guy 2: But babe, you are a fag...
teaber by ggnore2ez February 27, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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