Taylor (Male Name) 

Taylor (male) is a gigantic pain in the ass. The progression starts young, when the boy is merely a nerd trying to avoid the public eye, until he realizes that he is no longer happy with his "less than perfect life and friends" so decides to sell out and become a boring, washed up, Broadway bastard who does nothing more than fake self-confidence.

"Hey Taylor, would you like to go to a movie tonight?"
-Long-time friend
"No, screw you. I think I'll just go home and watch High School Musical again and wish that I was as cool as that Zach Efron kid. Even though I never will be."
-Taylor (Male Name)

Taylor (Male Name) by Spectrum of EpicFail December 9, 2008