To simultaneously and unselfishly scratch in a relaxing manner, the inside of each others forearms. When one is scratching, the other simply extends fingers so as to scratch the partners arm as well. Everyone is a winner.
Lying on the sofa trying to stay awake while watching Disney films, one extends arm onto partners lap, Tandem Scratch takes place and therefore both are getting even attention!
by Gordon Star July 6, 2011
Tandem nutting is the best possible outcome when fucking.
by ILYSBNY May 12, 2020
The threesome fantasy was complete when ladies laid him on his back and rode him like a Tandem Bike.
by Jamalizm August 5, 2010
One of those irritating couples that think they have to do everything together. Often won't hang out because their fellow biker has already made their plans for them. They may also coordinate outfits. The name suggests that they even choose their mode of transportation to feed their habits.
Ryan had to check with his girlfriend before he could RSVP, so I doubt he'll show. No doubt she already has plans for him to watch the Bachelorette or something. Fucking tandem bikers.
by Bro Ken Femur August 22, 2011
The act of sitting on your partners lap while they are sitting on the toilet n pooping together.
Reverse tandem, is facing each other.
Reverse tandem, is facing each other.
by mopar340 September 16, 2013
Bro 1 - "Bro, let's take some straight tequila shots without a chaser."
Bro 2 - "Fuck yea Bro!"
Shots down and they both start to puke off the side of the balcony onto the one below it resulting in the act of tandem puking
Bro 2 - "Fuck yea Bro!"
Shots down and they both start to puke off the side of the balcony onto the one below it resulting in the act of tandem puking
by sarge the boss June 8, 2009
by j-masta420 April 20, 2009