Giving one person a blow job, also known as 'giving head'.
I taught my girlfriend how to talk to me, while she take pipe.
by Wheel Head October 9, 2007
Committing suicide, Irish-style.
Seamus took the pipe... apparently he was sick of the rain.
by July 13, 2004
1) An insult, similar to "fuck you" or "you suck"; 2) a phrase used to describe when things are less than optimal, similar to "this sucks"; 3) to receive an erect penis into a body orifice.
1) Take the pipe, loser!

2) This movie takes the pipe.

3) Hal took the pipe ten times a day in jail.
by spim December 21, 2003
Committing suicide by inhaling methane gas from heating pipes or ovens. A more common suicide method in the earlier 20th century. Also used as a way to tell somebody off.
Aunt Angie was so depressed when she found out about Uncle Charlie cheating on her that she took the gas pipe.

You're really getting on my nerves. Why don't you go take the gas pipe?
by Trainwreck708 January 14, 2013
a dismissive phrase indicating a person doesn't know what they're talking about.

Full of shit.
to call bullshit.
to drop dead.

abbreviated TTGP.
Ed: The Irish are the best team in the country.

Ralph: Take the gas pipe Ed. Bama's gonna crush them.
by DJL0455 January 11, 2013