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the most beautiful creature ever created
his cute face is always just asking for a hug
though he does often knock incessantly on the door of helms deep, but that's just because he wants hugs and food
still looking for the she-twols :(

also you can adopt a twol for 3 points
Gondorian: "holy crap look, what is that sexy beast?"
Mordorian: "that's my friend, the twol."
twol: "T W O L!!"
twol by Tobberz May 4, 2018
Related Words
twollop • TWOL • twolly • twolce • Twold • twole • Twolegplace • Twolice • twolicker • Twolini
When you go to your grandfathers' wake, drink too much absinthe, then you can't stand up straight for a week afterwards.
Oh man, I've got a real bad case of twolini. I don't think I can go to work today.
Twolini by DeerlordJ September 24, 2016
A trilogy whose third installment is pitiful
Want to have a night in and watch the Matrix Twology
twology by ponyboy5 November 29, 2009
verb: to follow someone on Twitter
You can’t send someone a private message if they don’t twollow you.
the area between a womans twat and butthole. similar to that of a male taint.
"Sometimes pussys turn into assholes, after all they are only an inch and a half apart. good thing the twole is there to separate them."
twole by K2da10 November 19, 2006
A Twoll was taken to see which hairstyle was the best & more people voted for Clinton than Trump
Twoll by Lie-in King June 25, 2016
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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