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A sexual act in which you blow air into a woman's vagina and walk away, and when she gets up and tries to move, the air comes out sounding like a torton. A torton is what they a very loud diesel truck in Mexico, hence the word torton.
I gave this check a torton last night, it was a loud one.
Torton by Thumpnization November 6, 2020
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tortonto 

Canadian taco made by the old el Paso branch in Toronto. Developed by a Ryerson student, when she experienced a grammar error in her writing.
Hey can you pass me a tortonto
tortonto by Tortontoman November 28, 2013

tomatonator

A Wendy's sandwich that has an entire tomato uncut in between the lettuce and cheese.
They gave me a god damn tomatonator instead of my sandwich
tomatonator by pistain531 July 9, 2022
A hairy midget that loves to get butt pummeled while listening to popular music.
After the concert, this torton and I spent an hour together and then he limped away regretfully.
torton by D. ROCKSTAR November 18, 2004
Something that takes your privileges away and doesnt give two shits about it.

also another meaning for absolute dickhead.
While doing my work I encountered a Torston. It took all my privileges away from me and I was a sad little boy. :'(
Torston by GOD OF SEX September 14, 2016

tomatonatersexual 

Tomatonatersexual is When Wendy’s adds a large tomato for the pleasure of the customer. These customers believe that the Wendy’s slogan of “Quality is Our Recipe” goes for not only taste, but sexual pleasure. This may include removing and sucking the tomato while using the rest of the burger for various sexual purposes.
“I might be tomatonatersexual, I don’t know theres just something about the quality”
tomatonatersexual by Why_wont_it_stop December 15, 2021
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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