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A Sercet Society that exists in Allegheny College.The Rest is unknown.
Professor- "Matt you have not been to class in a week."
Matt- "I know Professor it is just that—
Professor-"What is it Matt?"
Matt- "Last week I went to a party and yesterday I woke up dazed in the woods I was terrified so I went to the hospital and they told me my kidney was missing.After the news , I could not deal with it so I ran back to campus and took a shower.And—( hands start to tremble) And when I looked down it was written."
Professor- "What was written?"
Matt- "TJV"
TJV by Allegheny College April 16, 2010
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TJVJ- The brand name for David Katz, usually referred to as TJ or TEEJ, however Aaron Feldman, CJ or CEEJ, loves to say that he is TJ and David is CJ, when in reality it is the opposite.
Did you hear the news? TJVJ is going to be in New York at the same time as us!
TJVJ by DZK456 July 15, 2022
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TJVIJAY Is the brand name for David Katz, however Aaron Feldman loves to take credit although his name is CJVIJAY. Aaron Feldman loves to say that TJ is his name, and CJ is David Katz’s, when the truth is it is the opposite.
OMG- have you heard that TJVIJAY Is going to be in New York at the same time as us? I’m so excited!
TJVIJAY by DZK456 July 15, 2022

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