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The Ralph

this is when a man is having sex with a woman, from behind or "doggy style", and vomits on her back.
After a long night of drinking, Andrew did the Ralph to Danielle, passed out and cleaned up in the morning.
by Maverick33 July 11, 2011
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the ralph macchio

pronunciation: {ralf moh-chee-oh} noun, verb, -macchio-ed, -macchio-ing, -macchio-tastic.

1. a sexual maneuver named for the aforementioned actor, most notable for his starring role in 'The Karate Kid', and, more specifically, for the karate move he performed in the film's grand finale, known as the 'crane kick', in which he lifts one leg off of the ground, bringing his knee towards his chest, with his arms raised in the air like a deranged spider-monkey.

2. the maneuver is performed when a man and a woman are having sex standing, with the woman's back against a wall, and the man lifts her leg, hooking her knee with his arm and bringing it upwards (lifting both of the woman's legs simultaneously is commonly known as 'The Double Macchio with Cheese', but is not to be tried by amateurs, as it is considerably more dangerous than the regular Macchio)

3. the 'Ralph Macchio' can also be known by it's abbreviated form, 'the Macchio'; or is also referred to as 'the Crane Kick of Fury and Desolation'.

4. for added points while performing this move, you can shout "Sweep the leg, Scottie!", or "Cobra Kai! (then) *grunt*!"

source: John and Justin's Dictionary of Love.
'we tried 'the ralph macchio with cheese', but my arms got tired and we fell down and now my balls hurt'.
by le justin January 1, 2009
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The Ralph Little Effect

When an ugly (but rich / famous) man gets together with a stunning girl that he could never ordinarily get if he were not rich or famous
I could never get a hot girl like her unless I was rich or famous, I need the Ralph Little Effect!
by DaGuy001 July 6, 2011
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Riding the Ralph

The sexual act of intercourse where a man is having penetrative sex with another person from behind (also known as doggy style) while the recipient is vomiting. Ideally the recipient will be vomiting out a window.
For exampleDid you see Bob riding the ralph with Sue?”
by ILCNZ January 27, 2022
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Ralph the third

When you put the penis of a dead corpse in your mouth and have a buddy jump on it's stomach so that all the dead juices squirt into your mouth. While they do this, someone else shoves a condom filled with frozen poop up their butt and your buddy pukes in the other guys mouth.
Tom,frank, and john just had a Ralph the third" "No way?! Nasty!
by Ralph the third September 25, 2011
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Ralph the Cat

meaning: twat, often found on profile websites, usually with unfound feelings of self importance towards themselves and using the opportunity to prey on 16 year old girls.
"Are you going to the pub tonight mate?" "No I'd better not, Chris might be there and I can't afford to get nicked for ABH again because if I see that lousy 'Ralph the Cat' I'll end up punching him.
by tonyjoe January 23, 2005
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Ralph the Night Hair Dresser

A mystical type creature (kind of like the tooth fairy) who messes up your hair while you sleep. Which is why we all wake up with goofy looking hair in the morning.
"Ralph the Night Hair Dresser really did a number on my head!"
by hollisterhottie101 March 24, 2010
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