The Murph

verb, Pronoun, -A sexual move involving the female ass and vagina in the air. The Murph is a single hand move, involving all fingers including the thumb. The thumb is used to stick in the anus, the index and middle fingers penetrate the vagina, while the ring and pinky fingers are used to rub the clitoris. While simultaneously moving all fingers and thumb vigorously; rubbing and penetrating are combined until the female squirts cum all over herself or the man's chest. Any order of hand motion and speed will suffice as long as she is satisfied in the end,(so to speak).

You should have seen the look of pleasure on her face, when I pulled The Murph.

by That Guy!!! October 7, 2008

The Murph Zone

The place a person enters when they space out mid conversation. Usually he result of severe untreated ADD.

"Yo I was talking to him earlier and he completely spaced out mid sentence."
"Oh he just entered the murph zone don't worry about it."
"Oh, he should probably get medicated for that huh?"
"yeah"

by americawet February 8, 2022

The murph Card

To use the murph Card is too is to use the name of an ugly kid we know .. he is but ugly and has a afro.
If someone slegs you and u say "u look like murph" u would be doing that

"HAHAHAH URE GAY MATE "
" you look like murph"
" I CANT BELIEVE U PLAYED THE MURPH CARD"
*Cries in coner

by Gerard Lavery March 18, 2008

The Murph Scale

a scale for telling just how 'blank' something is. the scale CAN NOT be exceeded

On the Murph scale of 1 to awesome, that was awesome

On the Murph scale of 1 to bad, that was a 1

by The Brickmeister December 17, 2009

The Murphie phamilie

The Murphie Phamilie once was your typical household, this however was before coal burn. After coal burn or AC as they like to call it. They became the most Manky, incest ridden family this side the of scotland .

boy 1 : Your uncle is your Brother

Your sister is your mother

You all shag one another

The murphie phamilie

murphie 1 : That's just no true

Murphies 2 through 12 : yeah

by ronocthedefiler June 23, 2015

The Mumphies

When you are in a euphoric state of mind and your only urge is to listen to Mumford & Sons. Its like the munchies but with Mumford & Sons.

I got the mumphies real bad.

by Ramond M. Cleveland August 14, 2011

The murphy

A blue skined zombie controlling mother fucker from the show Z-nation.

Dont get bit by the Murphy or he will control you!

by PiePizzaPringles July 12, 2018