The Junk

(Adjective) - Used to describe something that is cool, fly, or swaggy. Particular something that happened/was experienced, or an article of clothing.

"Damn dude, those kicks are the junk!"
or
"That shit's the junk!"

by Frank Serpico March 28, 2019

the junk

The epitomy of being sick, dope, or tight.

Bruce Lee is the junk.

by Jordan Batson September 11, 2008

The Junk Mans Itch

The result of a person that lives with or in a junkyard;
The result of a person the lives to buy sell or trade junk at a garage sale;
The result of itching profusely due to the possibility of being able to acquire more junk.....,

The Junk Mans Itch
Hong Kong Hives
Garage Sale
Junkyard
Yard Sale

by ADONEALL February 10, 2013

The Junk Tickler

1. To tickle the sack and or junk that descends from your middle half.

2. A tiger with mustard spilt on it and has a ginger afro.

1. "Hey man, see that sack of junk descending from the middle half of the shelf in the attic? I just gotta go tickle it".

2. Did you see that "The Junk Tickler"? It was coming right for you. That mustard tiger with a ginger afro was serious".

by Mr. Bonejangles May 21, 2009

in the junk

Being hit in the penis

The ball came up and hit Dave in the junk

by dretabrutsam February 26, 2015

What the Junk?

Quite possibly the coolest non-profane exclamation there is.

Its got the powerful "What the -"
with the added on "Junk!"

("Junk" on its own can be used as an interjection.)

And the best part? "What the Junk?" comes with free refills. So you can Wtj all day long for frizzle.

RiQ - D00d, What the Junk? That meteor smash was soo cheap! uber-fail!

Noah - lol, how do you like my leetsauce?

by Riquisimo, Yo October 1, 2008

kick in the junk

Kind of like a kick in the nuts, but non-gender specific. Hurts. A lot.

"John/Judy was dissing me, so I dealt him/her a kick in the junk"

by Boris87 June 11, 2006