Your name, your wife's name, and your boat's name, the only rolling storage system, and a synonym for match point in tennis. Invented by the late Ken Tulley.
Your wife's new legal name is Taargus Taargus.

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Your name, your wife's name, and your boat's name. Also, the only rolling storage system. Invented by the late Ken Tulley.
Q: Your wife's new legal name is TAARGUS TAARGUS. Is this okay?

A: Okay, I'll make that change for you.
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