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Pro-nounced "Sigh-pot".

The Szypot Hairstyle is more like an artform. It stands out because hair is distinctively combed, spiked, blown and/or swirled in an unnatural direction with purpose and precision. Wind and weather will have little or no impact on the Szypot. (The Szypot hairstyle is not for everyone. If you are different from the rest but still proud of who you are, chances are good that you can pull it off.)

The Szypot Styling Technique is usually reserved for men and women with short hair, but a master stylist can apply the technique on all hair lengths and textures. Extreme attention to detail ensuring that all angles, swirls and fades are purposeful and reflective of the individual's personality is center to the Szypot Technique. Artful accentuation of facial features, fashion and personal style requires innate talent and personal connection between stylist and client. Not all stylists are capable of applying the Szybot Technique either because they lack artistic vision and flair, or because the magical client connection is missing.

The Original Szypot is a term reserved for a select few people who are always well groomed, upbeat, and exuding positive energy while proudly accentuating the cowlick's that nature gave them. They never try to tame their hair to grow in a "normal" direction because they are confident in their own skin and not interested in conforming to the societal image of normalcy.
Ryan Seacrest sometimes spikes his hair randomly, this is NOT a Szypot. Other times, Seacrest can be seen with hair placed so precisely that you can't take your eyes off his head. As the winner, the werewolf, the weirdo, Charlie Sheen was not wearing a Szybot. As the sharp, charismatic, well-groomed, funny guy who tells it like it is, Sheen's hair is a showpiece. A Szypot.
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Skypothetical 

Used to describe a relationship that exists essentially through Skypeing or iChatting, occurring as real but yet to be tested by extensive face-to-face contact.
"Until you guys are more than skypothetical, I wouldn't go picking out china patterns with him if I were you."
Skypothetical by blumietunes September 6, 2011
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sypothesis 

An unprovable hypothesis
These that are capable of sense of problems of gaping in information, formation of ideas and hypothesis, test modifications of these sypothesis and communication when unnoticed the hypothesis was devised by one not unlike a hippo.
sypothesis by Hercolena Oliver January 20, 2010

slypothemineses

The allergy of a sentient entity known only as Ian or “he who has no ears
“Mate, I feel like I’m suffering an acute case of slypothemineses“
slypothemineses by Curator of Pepe December 18, 2020

slypothemineses

Allergy of the sentient entity known as Ian, or “he who lacks ears
“Mate, ngl I feel like I got an acute case of slypothemineses going on”
slypothemineses by Curator of Pepe December 18, 2020
sybau but sypot= shut your poopy overstimulated thick as two short planks

(this is stupid but we kept saying sypot to someone as a prank and it was so funny bc they didn't know what it meant)
-SYPOT!!!
"bro what does it mean"
-just sypot and I'll tell you
"UGHSHAWCOJW9UW9UCWCW0CY8Q08YCQYIC0QC0IYYIC0Q80CYQI0YC0ICYQ0CYIQ08CQ0Y8CQI0Y0A7YC0A7YCA07CA07CQ0Y7CQ07GCA0IYCA0IGCWIGCAHIC"
-damn u really are stupid
sypot by nunusipper March 14, 2025
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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