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Szypot

Pro-nounced "Sigh-pot".

The Szypot Hairstyle is more like an artform. It stands out because hair is distinctively combed, spiked, blown and/or swirled in an unnatural direction with purpose and precision. Wind and weather will have little or no impact on the Szypot. (The Szypot hairstyle is not for everyone. If you are different from the rest but still proud of who you are, chances are good that you can pull it off.)

The Szypot Styling Technique is usually reserved for men and women with short hair, but a master stylist can apply the technique on all hair lengths and textures. Extreme attention to detail ensuring that all angles, swirls and fades are purposeful and reflective of the individual's personality is center to the Szypot Technique. Artful accentuation of facial features, fashion and personal style requires innate talent and personal connection between stylist and client. Not all stylists are capable of applying the Szybot Technique either because they lack artistic vision and flair, or because the magical client connection is missing.

The Original Szypot is a term reserved for a select few people who are always well groomed, upbeat, and exuding positive energy while proudly accentuating the cowlick's that nature gave them. They never try to tame their hair to grow in a "normal" direction because they are confident in their own skin and not interested in conforming to the societal image of normalcy.
Ryan Seacrest sometimes spikes his hair randomly, this is NOT a Szypot. Other times, Seacrest can be seen with hair placed so precisely that you can't take your eyes off his head. As the winner, the werewolf, the weirdo, Charlie Sheen was not wearing a Szybot. As the sharp, charismatic, well-groomed, funny guy who tells it like it is, Sheen's hair is a showpiece. A Szypot.
by Trendsettling Trendsetter April 12, 2011
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Skypothetical

Used to describe a relationship that exists essentially through Skypeing or iChatting, occurring as real but yet to be tested by extensive face-to-face contact.
"Until you guys are more than skypothetical, I wouldn't go picking out china patterns with him if I were you."
by blumietunes September 6, 2011
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sypothesis

An unprovable hypothesis
These that are capable of sense of problems of gaping in information, formation of ideas and hypothesis, test modifications of these sypothesis and communication when unnoticed the hypothesis was devised by one not unlike a hippo.
by Hercolena Oliver January 20, 2010
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slypothemineses

The allergy of a sentient entity known only as Ian or “he who has no ears”
“Mate, I feel like I’m suffering an acute case of slypothemineses“
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slypothemineses

Allergy of the sentient entity known as Ian, or “he who lacks ears”
“Mate, ngl I feel like I got an acute case of slypothemineses going on
by Curator of Pepe December 18, 2020
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sypot

sybau but sypot= shut your poopy overstimulated thick as two short planks

(this is stupid but we kept saying sypot to someone as a prank and it was so funny bc they didn't know what it meant)
-SYPOT!!!
"bro what does it mean"
-just sypot and I'll tell you
"UGHSHAWCOJW9UW9UCWCW0CY8Q08YCQYIC0QC0IYYIC0Q80CYQI0YC0ICYQ0CYIQ08CQ0Y8CQI0Y0A7YC0A7YCA07CA07CQ0Y7CQ07GCA0IYCA0IGCWIGCAHIC"
-damn u really are stupid
by nunusipper March 14, 2025
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