by Eaton Holgoode December 27, 2018
by Clifton Reed February 25, 2016
to steal a piece of technology, such as a laptop or ipad, that is left out, and erase it to factory settings for quick resale.
"Johnny's iPad got stolen the other day from the cafe, and now I see one on Craigslist - another victim of the old swipe and wipe."
by robbin hood February 12, 2012
The act of optimizing one's time on social media while using the toilet. Originally discovered for Tinder, hence the 'swipe', but can be applied to the use of any social media platform.
When Paul's mother busted open the bathroom door, she found him engrossed in his morning Swipe n' Wipe.
by baba bubbler May 26, 2016
When a person is out of toilet paper and simply uses the side of the hand in a swiping motion to get it all out at once, usually followed by a long period of hand washing.
I was out of toilet paper in there, man.
Aw dang, did you have to use a wipe swipe?
You know it, that's why It too so long.
Aw dang, did you have to use a wipe swipe?
You know it, that's why It too so long.
by The antichirist of memes May 1, 2016
A poo that leaves little or no residue. Only one sheet of toilet paper is required when wiping. Dry wipe swipes are deemed as the best type of poo in the pooing world. They're rare for some, frequent for others. One can often tell whether a dry wipe swipe is on the way, 5 to 10 minutes prior to pooping.
No worries, it's a dry wipe swipe
by LULU_1234567890 September 3, 2010
Pertaining to Spirit Airlines charging to use the lavatory during flights, you must swipe your credit card before toilet paper will be dispensed to you to wipe.
While having explosive diarrhea aboard a Spirit Airlines flight, Jayson noticed a sign above the toilet paper dispenser with a credit card swipe next to it... The sign read "Swipe Before you Wipe", to bad Jayson left his wallet in his carry on.
by Covejoel April 16, 2010