Swanny D

The most delicious substance on the face of the earth, a beer only rivalled in deliciousness by Emu Export. Swan Draught is best enjoyed ice cold on tap served by the jug. It is a very popular beverage amongst university students, who will often be observed at any time of the day sitting back at the Tav, gazing wistfully out over the majestic Matilda Bay to the Swan River, enjoying a sneaky jug of swanny d rather than attending class.

Note: while many will claim that Emu Export is more delicious, they are actually simply confusing two complimentary beverages as rivals, for each heavenly nectar fulfils its own very special niche in this great hot state, 'sport is best served warm straight from the carton in the boot of a car or the tray of ones utility vehicle. Swan Draught on the other hand is the refreshment that awaits you at the oasis that is a pub awaiting you after a long drive on a hot western australian day.

"I'll have a jug of Swanny D thanks." - UWA student at 11am on a weekday

by unclemikey May 5, 2014

swanny dickhead.

like dickhead, but far stronger. implying they are as dick headdy as a swan (which are very dickheaddy)

"You swanny fucking dickhead!!!"
"My mate jebbsy is a swanny dickhead."
"yeah, good one swanny"
"geg out of my cheb, swanny"

by Dave Wood February 27, 2007

Dirty Swanny

Eating so much ass, when you eventually come down with pink eye, you don’t know who gave it to you, just like in Mama Mia

Person 1: I actually ate so much ass last week, I think I have pink eye!

Person 2: Do you know who gave it to you?

Person 1: No, but it could be one of three people.

Person 2: So you pulled a Dirty Swanny

by Tricky_Dick_Nixon April 12, 2020

dirty shanny

An awesomely cute boy that all girls want to have

That dude is the new dirty shanny after mike left high school last year.

by G4 s7 May 13, 2020