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Swagtose Intolerant 

A person that is unable to have Swag or is has absolutely no swag

spongoose 

A goose (rumored to be conjoined with Spongebob) who is strangely addicted to toes and does not know how to continue a conversation after yelling “GUYSSS”
“Damn, why does he always act like a Spongoose”
spongoose by p1n3cone April 19, 2021

Shanoose 

Someone who is who they are and PROUD of it!!
That Miles is such a Shanoose! He's Miles Miles Shanoose!!
Shanoose by kilo12 October 19, 2011
the mythical sandgoose is a strange bird, of which many stories have been told.
It lives in the desert and has been known to learn languages to the degree of a small child - often surprising visitors which its speech.
By Crikey - Its a Sandgoose, we'd better put that in fable
Sandgoose by Robert P. Ashton April 15, 2004
Noun (Plur: Sandgooses): A mythical black-and-white beast purportedly found only in the Kalahari desert and Albion. Said to speak English at approximately the same level as a 3-year-old child.
Ratface: wtf's a sandgoose?
Derobrash: u si teh nubj :P

Sangosexual 

A male prostitute for men with gay tendancies. He enjoys exploiting gay buttocks, and gleans nourishment from the receipt of anal pleasure. Without such, he feels a sense of insecurity akin to a young child with a violently abusive father, who himself partakes in regular and consistent exploration of anal regions uncharted. Vis a vis, as a scholar of the anal arts himself, he is attuned
"hey man, i think you need a hug"
"i think you have had too much to drink"
"come here.."
"stop being a sangosexual!"
Sangosexual by Machiavellin March 30, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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