Swangoose 

A strange creature from an unknown realm, there is currently only 1 known swangoose, it is a polymorphic being and kills your loved ones and disguises itself as them so it can stalk you

Geoff, I suspect you of being a swangoose

Swangoose by Swangoose January 26, 2022

Swagtose Intolerant 

A person that is unable to have Swag or is has absolutely no swag

That Nigga Chike is Swagtose Intolerant

Swagtose Intolerant by slickrick14 June 6, 2010

spongoose 

A goose (rumored to be conjoined with Spongebob) who is strangely addicted to toes and does not know how to continue a conversation after yelling “GUYSSS”

“Damn, why does he always act like a Spongoose”

spongoose by p1n3cone April 19, 2021

Shanoose 

Someone who is who they are and PROUD of it!!

That Miles is such a Shanoose! He's Miles Miles Shanoose!!

Shanoose by kilo12 October 19, 2011

Sandgoose

the mythical sandgoose is a strange bird, of which many stories have been told.
It lives in the desert and has been known to learn languages to the degree of a small child - often surprising visitors which its speech.

By Crikey - Its a Sandgoose, we'd better put that in fable

Sandgoose by Robert P. Ashton April 15, 2004

Sandgoose

Noun (Plur: Sandgooses): A mythical black-and-white beast purportedly found only in the Kalahari desert and Albion. Said to speak English at approximately the same level as a 3-year-old child.

Ratface: wtf's a sandgoose?
Derobrash: u si teh nubj :P

Sandgoose by Atchoo's inner child. April 15, 2004

Sangosexual 

A male prostitute for men with gay tendancies. He enjoys exploiting gay buttocks, and gleans nourishment from the receipt of anal pleasure. Without such, he feels a sense of insecurity akin to a young child with a violently abusive father, who himself partakes in regular and consistent exploration of anal regions uncharted. Vis a vis, as a scholar of the anal arts himself, he is attuned

"hey man, i think you need a hug"
"i think you have had too much to drink"
"come here.."
"stop being a sangosexual!"

Sangosexual by Machiavellin March 30, 2008