A condition where your penis becomes excessively swollen with blood during an erection. Signs of a super boner include: Pain, extra rigidity, increased shaft length and the inability to ejaculate. It has been rumored that the super boner increases stamina as well, but this has yet to be confirmed.
by Lil_Buddy December 2, 2009
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Sometimes when I was a little kid they would just pop out of nowhere and I became completely immobile.
by crazy b February 10, 2005
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Oh? No? Not one of yours? I don't think one mine would have say 'If there's no transcendant meaning, then we're animals.' I mean... If your transcendant meaning is to spread your genes into the future then how are you not just an animal? If transcendant meaning (for everyone) = spreading genes then how do you not consider everyone else animals? That's what animals do. Spread genes. Yeah, no, he's a plant. He basic spreads (what is essentially) YOUR THING (Jordan) from the Atheist side of things. He doesn't have a self (apparently). He's a human strawman. Him and Destiny. You're boosting people to live publicly as human strawmen with a picture of my face stapled to the front.
by Hym Iam March 30, 2024
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Johnny was alone in his room watching Dragon ball z, he had such a huge crush on Android 18 he got a super saiyan boner and found the urge to kamehameha on his Dragon ball z poster.
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what happens when you get this disease is you all you body parts get aroused or erect and eventually you will get hard to anything you see which makes your bones harden and you start to t-pose randomly you will stay like that for awhile
until you stop seeing the object you got aroused by
what happens when you get this disease is you all you body parts get aroused or erect and eventually you will get hard to anything you see which makes your bones harden and you start to t-pose randomly you will stay like that for awhile
until you stop seeing the object you got aroused by
by yelsuiscool December 5, 2018
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