This is the REAL stuntman shot.
1: You drink the shot
2: You lick the salt
3: You snort the shot
4: Squirt the lime in your eye
5: Get slapped across the face.

Don't be a pussy. Just do it.
Don't be a retard. You snort the salt, you're a dumbass. Do the REAL stuntman shot
by NoDakBadAss August 8, 2011
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A middle-aged man who thinks and acts as if they are a tough, bass-ass, rugged warrior when in fact they are living the mildest and safest possible lifestyle in a zero-crime suburban neighborhood, where the greatest danger is a bird pooping on their car.
Mark: “Check out Tom in his black jacked-up Jeep, 3 day stubble beard, and mean glare. He looks like a cross between Dirty Harry and Chuck Norris on his way to a battle.”

Steve: “Out here? Tom thinks he's tough but he's nothing more than a suburban stuntman. He won't even drive in to the city.”
by T-von December 11, 2011
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