glacial striations 

Marks that appear from rug burns or clothing burns after dry humping or grinding.

After 2 hours of dry humping him I had all these glacial striations.

glacial striations by Kryptonite26 November 13, 2009

Muscle Striations 

One of a group of usually parallel scratches engraved in muscles by a barbell or other exercise agent.

The muscle striations started to form in his shoulders when his body fat percentage was reduced

Muscle Striations by 476+21 November 7, 2022

ass-spirations

ass-spirations — The desire to have marital sexual relations more than twice a week after more than five years of marriage.

At least 50% of the people involved in the marriage will find this to be somewhat unreasonable, while reminding the other 50% of the couple that married people — statistically — have more regular sex than single people.

This is especially in the post-pandemic age of internet dating where many men identify themselves as “Incels” (and Freudian-ly play with guns).

Psychologist call this phenomenon: Too much and not enough. This refers to the propensity of the average married couple to describe the exact same number and types of sexual interactions in completely divergent terms.

Another phenomenon associated with this is the hormonal reversal theme wherein the desire role of the couple reverses only to have the end result be the exact same dynamic — ONLY REVERSED!!!!!!

As the old saying about human nature goes: “When they hand out free $10 dollar bills someone will complain that $50 dollar bills aren’t being freely distributed.”

As for sexual frequency — talk to any single person going through a sexual drought: sex twice a week even if it is a quickie and in only one position is 104 sex acts a year — which actually is a lot; though some would say not enough.

But, we can always still have ass-spirations!!!!!

The longer one is married, the easier it is for a good series binge to thwart marital ass-spirations. Love and Death cost me one of my weekly marital sex acts!!!!!

ass-spirations by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 25, 2023

Battle Stations! 

A phrase often uttered by Captain Benjamin Sisko, commander of Deep Space 9. It is pronounced with a deep niggerish bas tone and underlying notes of urban hoodlum timbre with the intent to sound simultaneously dramatic and reassuring. Only a member of the nigger community wearing the Starfleet uniform may speak these words as white officers' utterance are far less effective in boosting crew morale.

Battle Stations! Nigger Alert! Fire at will!

Battle Stations! by Unclecrazy February 24, 2023

seritionship

A serious relationship, as opposed to casual dating, sex, etc.

Peep 1: Aren't you tired of dating so many guys?
Peep2: Yeah I need to settle down.
Peep 1: Girl, you need a seritionship.

seritionship by Whooty wrangler May 6, 2012

Parastratiosphecomyia stratiosphecomyioides 

a species of soldier fly. It is the longest animal name.

holy shit bro, there are some Parastratiosphecomyia stratiosphecomyioides

Parastratiosphecomyia stratiosphecomyioides by pneumonoultramicroscopicawfef September 1, 2021

gas stations

when you have to shit, but your at a friends house, so you go to the gas station.

Tyler: I feel sick.

Me: are you actually SICK, or do you have "the gas stations"

gas stations by 4123 September 29, 2009