"I think Josh is cheating on me. I called him 57 times and he's not answering"
"Chill, Stressica. He's probably taking a nap"
"Chill, Stressica. He's probably taking a nap"
by ibeknowing July 2, 2014
A female formally known as “Jessica,” that allows not only herself, but others to be completely stressed out by her presence. She is never wrong, knows nothing about nothing and always downtrauding and oppressed. Her birth name does not have to be Jessica— to be used as a verb.
by the_dope_ninja March 9, 2018