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Straight Date 

A heterosexual person who attends a dance/event/party with a homosexual person because either the homosexual is still in the closet or their partner/previous date could not attend.
"Chelsea doesn't want her parents to know she's a lesbian so she brought Dave to be her straight date when she met them up for dinner."

"Joe's boyfriend had to work so he asked me to be his straight date to his company picnic."
Straight Date by PrincessJetta December 9, 2008
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straight date 

When two straight guys or girls are hanging out
I'm going on a STRAIGHT DATE with my friend Bruce.
straight date by Wafflefacer December 30, 2011

They were on a "straight date". 

Straigt date is when there are two of the same sex on a date together. And one of which is is gay. The other is usually not out of the closet hence they call it a "straight date".
Two guys, one 32 years old, the other 22 were out at the wine bar together. The older one made it very know to everyone in his vacinity that he was gay, and had "partners". The other one made references all night to a "girlfriend". But in the end they were two guys in a wine bar together and they were on a "straight date".

ur date straight

Its the worst of all the insults made in history
The best out of the family

100% will insult anyone unless 'no u' comes up in the sentence
Name1: ur mom gay
Name2: Ur dad lesbian
Name1: Ur granny tranny
Name2: ur sisters a mister
Name1: ur grandpap a trap
Name2: ur date straight
Name1: no u

(Explodes into paper)

Straights before dates

The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.

straightgate

When you discover your same-sex lover (actual or potential) is in a relationship with someone of THE OPPOSITE SEX.
You: Sup? You still trying to hook up with what's-her-name?
Her: Naw man, I just found out she's dating some guy she met in college... #StraightGate
You: What?! No way - I totally thought she was a lesbian!!!
straightgate by MaskedBandits August 27, 2018

straighthate

when you hate the straights (aka straight people)
‘whats thats on the back of your shirt?...straighthate?, wtf is that?’
‘im gay’ -chanyeol
straighthate by ttaetea June 16, 2021
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