straight air

When someone, usually performing a sport such as skiing or skating, catches air and does not perform a trick or grab of any sort. Just a straight up air. If you don't flap your arms around madly and you don't land like a boner (see LINE Traveling Circus, Style Coach) it can sometimes look kind of cool.

Zach had mad steez on skis even while performing a straight air.

by YodaTheJedi February 11, 2014

straightard

The word gay people use to call a straight person a retard.

The opposite of gaytard

Ola: Hey gaytard
Emory: Hey straightard

by silly phillie November 24, 2010