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A short teenage faggot that makes suck-ass Youtube videos that he deletes later anyway. This guy streams childish games and plays with annoying people. His voice hasn't even dropped yet.
Hey, have you seen Stoyd's new video(said no one ever)
Stoyd by SuperSoggy October 3, 2017

that's when we all three stood up

Used to describe when a situation has suddenly turned awkwardly confrontational, dangerous or tense. Derives from a scenario where three men are casually sitting down and exchanged words escalate to the point where they stand up, ready to fight or possibly reach for a gun.
...then she told me she was late and that's when we all three stood up. Come to find out she was just talking about how she missed the first 15 minutes of her psyche class the other day. Whew!
A crappy twitch streamer that most likely hasn't even hit puberty, he streams with his most frequent and only viewers being his stupid gang of teenagers.
#1 - Hey dude, did you see Stoyd's stream.
#2 - *Walks Away*
stoyd by robloxismycity October 3, 2017

And the Bus Driver Stood Up and Started Clapping 

The phrase that originally came from poland. It is supposed to signalise disbelief in someone's story that supposedly happened in real life.
-So yesterday, I was with my niece at the shopping mall. There was a woman screaming at the cashier. Then, my niece walked to her and gently asked her to calm down!
-Yeah, and the bus driver stood up and started clapping.

Stood Up 

As in "To get stood up" or "To be stood up"
To have gone on a date, except to find that you've been left by yourself because your date never showed up.
1. I had a date with a really hot girl last week, but she stood me up after realizing she was way too good for me.

2. My sister got stood up by a jerk last night after going to the restaurant and she had to eat dinner all by herself. She's never going to see that jerk again!

3. I was really looking forward to my date last night with Jenn. I even made the effort to cook a four-course dinner and light candles in the dining room. But sadly, I got stood up and all my effort was in vain.

4. If you're stood up by a woman, that might be a sign that she just isn't interested in you.
Stood Up by mrpaul1112 December 28, 2005
adjective-to be "stod"

the level of drunkenness that sits one below the level that is death.
stod scale:
1-5= cant spell
6-10= cant walk
11-15= cant form simple sentences

16-20= cant do the "hang loose" sign with your hands
21 and above= death
"dude what happend to randy last night?"
" he was soooo stod. I hope he's not dead"
stod by sasquatch09 May 27, 2009
An organized, violent conflict between two or more large groups of individuals, countries, societies, factions, tribes, etc.

synonyms: war, battle, fight
The only thing that makes CNN worth watching is dat stryd shit in Iraq.
Stryd by Warriorr February 21, 2013
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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