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Stowe High School 

Stowe is a town in Vermont. It is small with only about 3,500 people, but is actually the largest town geographically. It is a wealthy town with a very prestigious public high school of 200 students. Stowe High School, along with Rice, CVU, Burlington, Montpelier, Woodstock and U-32, is not your typical redneck Vermont High School. The high school is very elitist and has sent students to many esteemed colleges (Cornell, Harvard, Brown, Columbia, Bates, Boston College and more). It is mostly a preppy school. The students do not consider themselves to be an actual high school. The school is centered around a library and most of the classrooms have no walls connecting them to the library.

Stowe High School is known for about three things. As mentioned before, SHS is very preppy and elitist. It is also known for its good sports teams the boys soccer teams has won states three years running, girls soccer teams has always made it far into playoffs, boys hockey has been far into playoffs and made finals last year, girls hockey always does well, the boys tennis team is undefeated for the past six years and girls tennis has been in the finals for the past five years. Lastly Stowe is known for its dances. They are known to get a little out of control, where grinding is accepted and dfmo's run wild.

Stowe is not well liked by other schools in the small state.
I heard you guys lost those rich preppy assholes from Stowe High School
Stowe High School by Barakisha October 20, 2010
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stow high school 

High school in Stow, Ohio
the only high school where a fire, 2 fights, a flood, and a fall happens all in a day...
A mysterious dangerous place. Everyone goes to the one small Dunkins on Wednesday mornings and annoys the people who are just trying to have a coffee and get their work done.
Girls are jealous bitches and guys are addicted horndogs.
Finally, they won't fix the fucking ceiling...
stow high school by itsnikabitch October 29, 2018

stone county high school

A place where the bitches are ugly. Every dude thinks he can fight, and you find dip cans in the bathroom. The rednecks park in the front and the normals park in the back. If your truck isn’t above 6 inches off the ground they’ll jump you. The pep rally’s tend to have broken microphones, and the football players get hyped for no reason. The softball team is all lesbian. The baseball team is sus. Soccer is gay. Tennis won 1/10 state championships. Cheer and band aren’t sports. That’s it. That’s stone. Oh yeah and everyone’s parents are either crackheads with fucked teeth or they ride around with a 12 gauge.
“Do you think her parents are crackheads?”
“Of course, she goes to stone county high school”
stone county high school by Tyrone° September 24, 2019

Stone Bridge High School 

Pretty much the greatest school in all of the world. Everyone is always putting it down, but that's just because they are haters. The social life is awesome, and you can always find a friend there. The sports department is amazing- there is almost never a year when at least one team didn't win some sort of title, and football and soccer are almost always nationally ranked. Just because it is located in "Cashburn" doesn't mean that everyone is rich. While there are some "Brady Bunch Clones", everyone is pretty chill and easy to get along with.
You go to Stone Bridge High School? Dude, you rock

Stone Bridge High School 

A school full of lowlifes who think they live in the hood. Calling Ashburn, Virginia (The location of the school.) "A-town" or "The burn". When in reality they are rich kids backed by their daddy's credit-card. Guys stumble around the hallways high as hell on weed and assaulting girls, while the very same girls act like sluts. Everybody hates each other but pretend to be best friends. Like the cliche, they are great at sports like the rich high school jocks they are. Kids roll up in their Corvettes and (on the lower end) Mustangs. After which they sit on the bleachers trading money and drugs. All in all, they are the most coked up, fake ass school out there. They are the school people think of when they call Ashburn, "Cashburn".
Nobody likes people who go to Stone Bridge High School!

Stone bridge high school 

THE MOST GAYEST SCHOOL OF ALL TIME!!!i cant stress this enough. The school has no care for anybody. forget about fund raising tell mom and dad to fork over a few hundred so the school can aford the crap they sell at launch. the school is full of wanna be rocks, small amounts of girls dress like sluts(but their not). Most of the guys try acting gangsta. but the school is at least 30 miles from any real city. the school is extreme brady bunch
prep: give me your money bitch

me: kiss my ass poser!
Stone bridge high school by Rob January 17, 2005

Stone Bridge High School 

Home to the Brady Bunch kids' clones.
"Let's go to school on the holidays just so we can learn!"
Stone Bridge High School by Mercury January 17, 2005
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