A magical table where stoners sit at lunch. Because the name Stonetown sounds like a video game people spend their lunch beating "levels" there. The most frequent level beaters are Madison (mario and) Sofia (luigi). they use the janitors as special weapons and throw oranges to beat in between levels.
Sofia: Hey look its stonetown.
Madison: BAM! BAM! We defeated the evil bowser.
Madison and Sofia: LEVEL UP!
by stonetownwinner January 24, 2010
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