When you take your girls braids and tie them behind your back while she is giving you head, locking her mouth on your dick.
by Gulf shores fathead September 16, 2012
by TheBellwether November 3, 2017
(N.) A penis that is used as b-roll footage during pornog movies, it may not be the actual actor's member but merely selected for its artistic appeal.
Ohh...no my face was never in the movie, I was cranking down in the corner and they just used me as a stock cock.
by Mailmancalves December 30, 2016
My wife is the sole share holder of my cock stock
The girl that I see every Saturday shares 1/7 equity of my cockstock
The woman on the corner has a public traded equity of her cock stock
An 18 year old is the newest ipo of the cock stock trade
The girl that I see every Saturday shares 1/7 equity of my cockstock
The woman on the corner has a public traded equity of her cock stock
An 18 year old is the newest ipo of the cock stock trade
by Sontworryavoutit August 13, 2021
The relative value of one's sexual perception by one's peers. Cock stock can be increased or decreased by the quality of ass attained by the holder of said stock. Cock stock can not be traded or sold on any legal stock markets. However, it can be manipulated using various schemes such as the pump and dump, whereby the holder increases his value by spreading false rumors of its potency.
Johnny banged a supermodel last night at the Victoria's secret Christmas party! His cock stock is through the roof!
by Henzlee January 20, 2014
The subtle art of removing things from your online orders to ruin Christmas, birthdays and more by the powers that be because your comedy and comments are too on point, exposing things for what they are eg propaganda, misrepresentation, overrepresentation, cultural machinations on a grand scale or generally being cheeky to your betters.
I had to re-order the three bottles of rum that for some strange reason were removed from my online order despite being in stock, meaning a second and subsequent delivery the following day. I wish big brother would stop stalking and stock cocking me.
by buriedtoodeep November 30, 2022