StJohn is an incredible guy, who is very intelligent and picks up new skills quickly. He is handsome and athletic without being too cocky, and lights up a room with his charm and humour. He can sometimes be a little introverted but he comes out of his shell for people worth talking to. Anyone who is friends with or in a relationship with a StJohn should feel very lucky, as they are as extraordinary and rare as the unique spelling of their name.
"I had no idea that guy was so funny! And handsome! I guess some guys really have it all!"
"Yeah, he was a total StJohn"
"Yeah, he was a total StJohn"
by Anonymous-Unknown November 25, 2021
A legend, born from the shadows, some call him Super Sexy StJohn, others call him long shlong John, to the blind he's the sight, to the deaf he's the sound and to the intelligent he's sexy. All StJohns share one thing in common and that's their passion for not giving a fuck
StJohn is sexy
by Exitkerb November 22, 2021