stink monkey 

A stink monkey is a smaller relative to bigfoot but even closer to the Florida Skunk Ape. The Stink Monkey resides mainly in Georgia but they have been known to sneak across the border into Florida. They smell like stale beer and farts and can be spotted around Nascar tracks or breweries. Tey are not considered dangerous but can become restless when thirsty.

Jr. and Mark have seen a Stink Monkey in his natural habitat but he ran away when approached.

stink monkey by rustyfalcon March 25, 2008

Stink Monkey 

Where a stink horn is executed (Look up stink horn for more info on that) and the female spreads banana on the mans testicals, then proceeds to lick it off.

"Dude Sally gives the best stink monkeys!" said Jackson
"Man I'm gettin in on that!" said Joey

I forced her to give me several stink monkeys....my mom wants to know what happened to the bananas.

Stink Monkey by NoTsTinKhOrNcReAtOr January 17, 2010

Wool headed stink monkey

Derogatory term for an African American with wool-like curly hair.

“Get this wool headed stink monkey out of my store before it steals any more of my watermelon seeds.”

Wool headed stink monkey by CoonCob May 30, 2023

stink on a monkey

Phrase used to assure another person that you are handling something. The term is very similar to "like white on rice" or "like flies on shit".

Person One: "The boss needs you to pick up his Ferrari from the shop."

Person Two: "I'm on it, like stink on a monkey!"

stink on a monkey by DezlPower July 13, 2003

Stinky Monkey Clitoris 

A term you can use to define your friends which means based.

me: hey bro you are such a Stinky Monkey Clitoris!

bro: aw thanks dude you are a Stinky Monkey Clitoris too!

Stinky Monkey Clitoris by motorcucle88 April 21, 2023

uh oh stinky monkey 

*Fart*
Uh oh
Stinky
Poop
Ahahahahahaha
Poopies
Funny poopies
Elelelelele
Haha
Funny poop, poop funny
Wheee
Haha
Yay for poopie
Good poopie
Poopie funny
Hahahahahahaha
Poop poop poop poop poop poop poop, funny
Yay
Fun fun poop!
Tee, hee, hee
Poop poopie, yay
Poop make me happy, happy, happy
Yahahahahaha

Uh oh
I think I made a poopie
Poop in pants, no diaper, that's funny!
Hahahahahahahahaha
Oopsie, poopy underwear now
Heee heehee
We want poopies
We want poopies
Hahahahahahahah
Hahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahaha
Poohoohoo-ah *cough*
Poop

uh oh stinky monkey, did you lose weight?

uh oh stinky monkey by Daddyfinger October 18, 2019

strangling the stank monkey 

When you stop showering for 3 or more days but still masturbate despite the awful smell of your genitals

Dude I haven't showered in a week, but I'm being brave and strangling the stank monkey twice a day.

strangling the stank monkey by Big Ebs February 15, 2014