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Stindro

According to Jack Johnson, Stindro is a syndrome you develop when you eat too much broccoli.
"You ate so much broccoli, I think you might get Stindro."
by cs15 January 11, 2015
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Stindro disease

When you eat too much broccoli and physically cannot eat anymore
Man 1: Dude guess what I just found out.

Man2: what buddy?

Man 1: I have stindro disease..

Man 2: fuck man I'm sorry.
by Ga_Ga_Huh42 August 7, 2016
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Stinkronicity

When you just so happen to be in a situation where an understandable stench masks a less socially acceptable one emanated within close proximity.
Roger: "Hey Dano, check it out. I just broke wind while I was talking to that cop, but we were standing right by the sewer, so I was covered by stinkronicity"
by DanoNYC March 2, 2010
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stinkrope

An extended fart released while walking. Great for covering large areas with your flavor.
He stinkroped the whole room and one guy vomited.
by afranz August 27, 2007
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"Ide gas" sindrom

Prisutnost:
Javlja se obično kod novokomponovanih pubertetlija. Sve je prisutniji i kod mladje populacije Srbije, a posebno je sramotan kada svoju naklonost toj boleštini izraze i stariji ljudi.
Posećuje zamućene umove oba pola.
Zahvata samo mozak što kasnije kroz usta i gestikulaciju izlazi na videlo.

Izraz:
Jedni od simptoma su:
- gestikulacioni izraz savijanja ruke u laktu koja je nakon izvršenog postavljena direkto preko očiju ili čela (po želji korisnika) i upored s tim govornim izrazom ispoljenim kroz parolu "reši"
- bez ustručavanja su u bilo čemu osim u rečniku gde prazna mesta ustupaju raskošnim repertoarom žargonski oformljenih reči
- imaju retku sposobnost da mnogo govore, a malo kažu (poslednja stavka po uzoru na "Ozbiljne teme")
- persone ozbiljnije zahvaćene ovim sindromom učestalo idu nekog naučiti "pameti"

Način zaraze:
Putem nekvalitetne socijalizacije!

Lek:KNJIGA (samo da je dobra)
1.
Petar:"Kako ide?"
Živan:"Ma, nikako."
Petar:"Znači, ne ide?"
Živan:"Pa, ne ide život, ali ide gas!"

2.
Petar:"Kako se zoveš?"
Marica:"Marica."
Petar:"Hah, kada te izudaram po dupetu ima da ti se presijava iz crvene u plavu!"

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Greek Statue Sindrome

When a man's ballsack hangs lower than his Johnny
Yeah he had some Greek Statue Sindrome right there
by snorpa January 20, 2019
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Skindrome

A mental sickness caused by not seeing the British tv series Skins for an extended period of time. Usually contracted during a gap in series'. This sickness only effects hardcore fans, and can only be treated by watching a new episode, or a large amount of old ones.
Series 3 isn't out yet? Damn, I think I'm getting Skindrome!
by Mira Bethy May 28, 2008
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