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Sticky Steven 

The act of ejaculating on your own finger followed by giving your friend a wet willy with said jizz finger
Dude 1: Ew dude don't jack it in my room, thats fuckin' gay
Dude 2: Fuck you man turn around if you don't wanna see
Dude 1: Fine ass rammer hurry up i'm tired of waiting
Dude 2: Ok i'm done just stay turned around so i can pull my pants up.
Dude 1: Aw what the fuck! did you just give me a fuckin wet willy?
Dude 2: Hahahaha no dumb fuck smell whats in your ear
Dude 1: What the fuck!!! why is there fuckin jizz in my fucking ear you sick fuckin bitch get out of my room!
Dude 2: Wait what? Why are you mad I didn't even give you a wet willy

Dude 1: No get out fuck you, but what do you call it then if its not a wet willy?
Dude 2: I call it the Sticky Steven motha fucka!
Dude 1: We're not friends anymore get the fuck out of hear
Dude 2: Alright whatever you say jizz ears!
Sticky Steven by MC Sticky Steve November 15, 2011
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Sticky Steven 

When a guy masterbates and unloads in his hand. He then wipes it on the closest thing he sees.
Don't ever shake Paul's hands, he's known for doing Sticky Steven's.
Sticky Steven by Hey man it's STIMPY December 22, 2020
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