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First we were making fun of this kid bob, but we named him queer Bobby...then we mixed the words together, such as queer and bob; Hence, the name "quob" But my friend decided to add an as to the front of the word 'cuz it sounded better...Now it's called "SQUOB."

The definition: Anyone guy who acts Feminine but reallly isn't.

Inventors of this word: T.J. McCarthy and Chris Hanson
Dude, you're such a Squob!

EX: JIMMY KANE

Different types:
1. Squob
2. Squobbiest (That was the squobbiest thing I ever heard!)
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A person who is bad at what they want to be good at. Being called a Squob is the lowest form of name calling, in other words, a Squob is worse than any other type of person. If someone has to resort to calling you a Squob, you should do something about your life, because something is seriously wrong.
Who , that Anthony kid with the bad hairline? Bro he is such a Squob.
Squob by overload666 December 8, 2015
Related Words
-noun

1. A punctuation sign used in writing to indicate the statement as sarcasm.
2. A replacement for the ineffective usages of ellipses or italics to emphasize sarcasm through texts and e-mails.
3. Is symbolized by a combination of a 'Z' and '?' as one character.
3b. As of current, the squib symbol has not been incorporated into standard keyboards, so is substituted with {squib} following a sentence.
Ex: Wow, that was really useful information {squib}
Ex: Lindsay Lohan deserves an Oscar! {squib}
squib by E. Pak March 13, 2010

Squib Cakes 

"Squib Cakes" was a term that funk trumpeter Mic Gillette (Tower of Power etc..) used to describe the backsides of lovely ladies.

It was also a song by Tower of Power in 1974 on the "Back to Oakland" album.
Man! Check the squib cakes on that fine foxy mama - she's shakin' em and she ain't breakin' em.
Squib Cakes by zoobiewahh November 7, 2010

Squibbly 

Something gross and kind of icky.
I love my BF, but his habit of eating half a banana in the evening and leaving the rest until the next day, is totally squibbly.
Squibbly by Verity4Harry October 22, 2013

squibblewots 

A duel of trivia about the history of England. Loser has to drink luke warm tea.
I’m not afraid to engage in a gentleman’s squibblewots match if you do not release her from your clutches!
squibblewots by Funkylostsock April 15, 2021
A person born into a wizarding family that cannot do magic
Argus Filch is a squib in Harry Potter
Squib by HPFanatic1234 June 13, 2012
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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