Squirrel Face
Squirrel Face by Soozy Magoozy March 7, 2009
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Squirrel Face
When a man puts his balls in a girls mouth and has her place them, with her tongue, on each side of her mouth, so her cheeks puff up like a squirrel.
Marcus: Hey Marissa, lemme give you a Squirrel face
Marissa: Sure how do you do it?
Marcus: Open wide and you'll see...
Marissa: Sure how do you do it?
Marcus: Open wide and you'll see...
Squirrel Face by Josh Weiss June 17, 2012
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Squirrel face
1. A woman with a huge ugly face, resembling that of a squirrel with nuts in its cheeks
2. Hitting someone with the face of a squirrel
2. Hitting someone with the face of a squirrel
Squirrel face by Dapizzimp February 26, 2007
Squirrel Face
Squirrel Face by _n_i_n_j_a October 20, 2018
Squirrel Faced
Someone who is drunk to the point of vomiting, but still has the sense to try to keep it in, thereby mouth vomiting chunks of food and bile that are now caught in the space between their cheek and gum. Recognizable signs of someone suffering from this condition are extreme perspiration, a look of intense worry, constant swallowing, and occasional burping. Slurred words often occur as well as diminished coordination.
"Dave was looking pretty squirrel faced right before he blew chunks all over Shannon."
"I saw Cindy all squirrel faced, running for the WC."
"I got a little squirrel faced yesterday when John fell into the septic tank at the party."
"I saw Cindy all squirrel faced, running for the WC."
"I got a little squirrel faced yesterday when John fell into the septic tank at the party."
Squirrel Faced by VoodooSplat February 4, 2010
facebook squirrel
a face book squirrel is someone who posts annoying or lame comments on all your posts. At your bird feeder, you only want the pretty color full birds to come, like on face book you only want the funny and clever.
facebook squirrel by hawksly May 1, 2010
SquirrelFace
A person who watches too much anime, also this person cannot shoot a basketball because his aim is utter garbage.
Hey bro you wanna play 1 on 1 at the gym, sorry for interrupting your anime life but let's go, *a few minutes later* First play of the one and one the squirrel face's ball, brick all day cuh.... SquirrelFace means you trash and you suck at basketball you get it now.
SquirrelFace by TheGoatMamba May 26, 2018
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