Squirrel Meat

The roll of excess skin created when one wears an article of clothing which is too snug. The most common offenses being jeans and tube tops. In common urban vernacular this phenomenon is also known as the muffin top. This term was coined deep in the jungles of Maui at an undisclosed location.

"I really like these jeans but they give me too much squirrel meat."

Squirrel Meat by Pooch to the third February 18, 2010

squirrel meat

a small 11th grade scrawny kid from south Carrol who shits in random bathrooms and doest get caught. chances are he wont get caught be he continues to shit at random.

hey squirrel meat did you just pull a poop bandit in Mr. Davis's room?

squirrel meat by edger ruiz June 6, 2011

Squishy squirrel meat 

A prolapsed vagina that has been used up and enlarged. Instead of being able to hold nuts like a squirrel's mouth, it is now just a soft tube of meat hanging.

After Steve wrecked Brenda, she was left with squishy squirrel meat.

Squishy squirrel meat by Jddan_22 June 8, 2018

squirreleatinggit

Jamie Oliver's latest way of trying to be popular, eating squirrel , what a Pratt

Jamie Oliver is a squirreleatinggit

squirreleatinggit by Educated chap February 13, 2015

squirrelmenting 

The action of a squirrel and/or chipmunk unknowingly tormenting my dog while she is trapped on the other side of the window. Common affects caused on the dog are, but not limited to: whining, barking, whimpering, general anxiety caused by something you want being right outside your reach.

The squirrels outside our living room window were on aware of the squirrelmenting they were causing on the dog inside.

squirrelmenting by Valuablecache October 26, 2019