Spleenut

1. A peanut shaped spleen that is very advanced in entertaining large omni cent crowds. It has many variations but the legend started with tha original, and very salty controversial, top hat and cane act.

2. A misconception for a hybrid for a chick-a-waa and a teddy bear Johnson.

1. Dude, that Spleenut made me all hot or whatever.

2. Oh, thats a Spleenut? :/

Spleenut by Bingo Wilhan April 6, 2008

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Spleenthief

A nice bloke.Very funny.
Meme

Spleenthief i lob you

Spleenthief by Ilikespleenthief December 14, 2019

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spleenus

a spleenus is what chavs and other retarded stereotypes say when they arn't sure whether they are refering to their spleen or penis

"ouch my spleenus hurts!"

spleenus by bunnibob May 19, 2009

spleenus

spleenus
when your spleen is one of the following.
yeetus.
beanus

Jimbo: my spleen feels like a bean
Bimjo: YOU HAVE SPLEENUS

spleenus by pseudonymbut not July 16, 2023

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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