This is a description for somebody who is accident prone, clumsy, forgetful, stupid etc while under the influence of marijuana.
"For fucks sake Tim, put your pants back on you splaffer!"
"John can't find his way out of the bathroom the splaffer!"
"John can't find his way out of the bathroom the splaffer!"
by pirate poobeard November 15, 2003
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