spider-bite itch is the allergic reaction a guy gets from getting bitten by a spider on his balls.
One of Matt's cadet friends put a wolf spider on my nuts and it bit me! Now my nuts have spider-bite itch and the other cadets laugh whenever I scratch my nuts!
by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020
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An explanation for why someone behaves strangely. The idea is that they were fine until a spider bit them injexting a kind of secret madness.
Mary suffers from spider bite madness, so she thinks she'll, get her looks back one day even though she's 65 and 200 pounds over weight.
by Ariel Bonzai May 22, 2022
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This is a hickie on a male that a woman would typically gives that resembles a huge red mark on the neck
by Blvckdiamondds November 7, 2017
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