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Pronounced like spade but with a 'z' - not like spaz.

When you had an awesome night out ... you think.
But you were to fuck'headed to remember anything the next day. Usualy your friend will fill you in, and you'll laugh. It sounds like you had fun, but you dont actualy remember anything.

Usualy resulting in walking into a randomers gardens, acting like a coffin, and your friend getting some boyracer you've never met sit by you making sure you're still alive. Usually named "STEEEVOOOOO" ... apparently.

When you are spazed - you have a long blank memory of your night out, but you know it was good.
"look at that girl iv'e never met asleep in my flower bed, she must be spazed"
Spazed by flow412 August 30, 2009
Words you can keep
A male who loves putting fat penises in his mouth and inhailing the jizm
That guy is doing the SPaZED.
SPaZED by Choz April 14, 2003
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Jillian Shea Spaeder

A talented gorgeous girl who's an amazing singer/songwriter. Famous for being on Disney XD's show Walk The Prank. Pops up on twitter once in a blue moon. Her favorite word to say is "cool".
Anyone: so yeah
Jillian Shea Spaeder: cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Anyone: Um are you alri-
Jill: cool
A period of extreme focus; the opposite of being "spaced out".
Did you see him out there? I couldn't shake him; he must have really been spaced in!
spaced in by robulastage April 15, 2010

office spaced 

Being at work and feeling like you have 6 bosses telling you that you screwed up and not wanting to care or work anymore.
I had 3 different people tell me today that my email was wrong, I feel so Office Spaced today.
office spaced by Frank August 31, 2004
Potent anti-psychosis drug in same class as Seroquel. Controls spastic, impulsive behaviors including desire to spray-paint freeway overpasses with graffiti at late night. Not FDA approved.
"What the fuck's wrong with you, Homes ? You tweakin' ?"

"Doc says 50 mg Spazex and my tagging days are over."
Spazex by Miguel del Borracho April 21, 2011

office spaced 

To demolish a piece of office technology in a parking lot with, say, a baseball bat and a lot of kicking.
The fax machine screeched like a banshee all afternoon, so we office spaced it.
office spaced by kirk & elisabeth September 15, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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