Soyf
Verb: To sit on another's face. Preferably a large,
beautiful, ethnic
ass, smothering a tiny unsuspecting face. "If you don't stop teasing her about her weight, I'm going to soyf you!" OR to fuck something up. "Well you really soyfed things up this time didnt you!?" OR having a leisurely day. "I'm just planning on soyfing the day away."
Noun: Can be used in a positive or negative connotation. "Hey wasn't that orange julius super soyfey?" OR "That
dude is such a fucking soyf!