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An ancient form of the magic arts in China dating around 420 BC, relating to the inclusion of sauces such as terryaki and soy in rituals and incantations.

“Listen now young apprentices, the art of soycery is the pathway to a high cholesterol that will unlock your true destiny”

Soycery by G-stringy bones September 30, 2017

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pelvic sorcery

1. Seduction; nothing more, nothing less

a. The act of seducing others with your magic stick

His fantastic boner power radiated from his ability to utilize his pelvic sorcery, going after what was definitely a sure thing.

pelvic sorcery by MSpicyboner August 5, 2014

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Counter Sorcery

That of which can undo the harmful effects of sorcery, and can only be used by experienced sorcerers (like me)

Girl: Offensive Sorcery
Guy: Defensive Sorcery
Girl: NO
Guy: Sorcery
Girl: Counter Sorcery

Counter Sorcery by KC&MB April 7, 2010

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Pelvic Sorcery

Energy work or energy circulation in either of the two lower chakras for self pleasure or the mutual pleasure of a partner.

1. It felt like electricity was flowing out of her hand into me and the back into her, I wondered if she was using Pelvic Sorcery.

2. She started seeing stars and flashes of light as he brought her to climax she wondered if he was using Pelvic Sorcery.

Pelvic Sorcery by IronMikey March 9, 2023

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What kind of sorcery is this?

Used when you don't have a clue what you've just witnessed and when you appeal to a supernatural explanation, because you are too ignorant to be aware of the scientific explanation.

An example can be seen in the Sacha Baron Cohen's movie "The Dictator (2012)".

*after having a wank*
— What kind of sorcery is this?!

What kind of sorcery is this? by procletnika June 12, 2013

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Sorcery

when a person manages to get a better grade then you even though you studied for hours; if you lose a baseball game by 30 runs

What kind of sorcery? I swear that you were playing football not baseball if you lost by 30 points!

Sorcery by 2BallDUckling June 13, 2016

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Blade and Sorcery

The reason the FBI thinks I'm a violent person.

Guy 1: hey bro how many VR games you got?
Guy 2: yea bro I got blade and sorcery the other day
Guy 1 frantically runs away

Blade and Sorcery by Another fucking Fuze October 5, 2021

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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