Southbury 

The center of the stuck up homo universe.

I'm from Southbury. Not NYC, not Boston, not Hartford, and sure as hell no where in Jersey. The Bury. We don't have parkways or throughways here, we have one highway, and as far as I'm concerned - 84 is the only one that matters. We don't go to bars in highschool. We drive 65 mph to go to Cavanaugh's, that is, the "packy", not the liquor store, but the package store, and we make damn sure we get there before 9. We have expensive cars and we don't have stupid accents. We lock our doors when we go to Waterbury, ad we like nothing more than watching our Panthers own shit on Friday nights in the fall. We drink Starbucks here, none of that shit you brew yourself. We hang out at KMart and we enjoy a good party in the woods. We don't get bunked, hammered, smashed, or plastered here. No, no, we get FUCKED UP, and we're damn proud of it. If I don't like something, I'll buy a new and better one, because I'm richer than you. I'm from Southbury.

Southbury by I spelled bannanas wrong June 11, 2009

Southbury Syndrome

You may have Southbury Syndrome if:
- your parents have money
- you're spoiled
- you live in Southbury, Connecticut
- you're on drugs
- you party like there's no tomorrow

You should meet my friend Jose from Southbury. He's cool, but he definitely has Southbury Syndrome.

Southbury Syndrome by soccerismylife123 December 21, 2013

southbay 

To act like you don't see an acquaintance when spotting them in public, in order to avoid a social interaction.

Brian: Guess what? I saw John at Walmart the other day.

Jen: Did you say hi?

Brian: No, I southbayed him.

southbay by SV CA January 10, 2010

Southborough 

super BAMF town in Massachusetts.
home to the stoners and white "gangsters" and preps with way too much money.
a popular hang out place is "downtown" consisting of a small convince store and a house of pizza

yo you guys lets go hang out in downtown southborough

Southborough by northboroian April 21, 2009

southbridge 

A town of destruction, chaos, and cheap hookers. 99.89 of the population is Puerto Rican. It is said that 90 percent of white catholic Americans were beaten up at one point in their lives. In Southbridge you can find many bright people, such as those who live at a handicap house, oh man these guys are fun. The Public school students are insanely smart, whether it be remembering to bring drugs and alcohol to all "homies" or coming up with new retarded insults to call guys who go to Trinity Catholic Academy.

Lots of wiggers live in this beautiful town. One shining example are those at the top national school of Mary E. Wells Junior high school. The morals these people have are outstanding and upholding.

whether being insulted, raped, verbally abused, or just plain getting the fuck beaten out of you, Southbridge is the place for you!

Southbridge Wigger: Hey fucking bitch, what the fuck you looking at you fucking slut. I'll fuck you up in the mouth, smack the shit out of you, you hoe. Fuck off bitch, before i pop you in the fucking face.

Southbridge Citizen: what the fuck...

southbridge by boom shock a lacka November 7, 2007

Southborough girl 

Someone with a lot of dick pics and are not afraid to send them to random people

Oh shit Caroline a Southborough girl

Southborough girl by Bigboibootyhole May 26, 2019

Southborough 

Small and wealthy suburb of Boston, home to the 17th public library built in the United States. Also, boring as all hell.

Let's see if our parrents will pay for us to go see a movie or something because this town is so boring.

Southborough by TheD8001 April 16, 2005