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SouthWest Texas State 

The school you go to if you can't get into a real college, but you have to get out of high school.
Shit, I got a 900 on my SAT's...oh well, at least Texas State will accept me.

southwest texas state university 

the name of the university that all the jackwads at Texas State wished they'd graduated from
geez Marjorie, if only my parents could have contributed to Southwest Texas State University I might not be stuck at Texas State