South Butt 

A parody apparel company which served to spoof its biological and directional counterpart, The North Face. The South Butt idea is simple: stay comfortable, relaxed, and always be yourself. In contrast to The North Face slogan “never stop exploring” The South Butt’s slogan is “never stop relaxing.”

"I’m totally down with The South Butt way of life"

South Butt by MGD2010 March 27, 2010

South African Butt Muffler 

When you need to use the bathroom in silence, you fold three squares of toilet paper in half and hold it over you ass as you sit or stand to pee. If gas escapes, no one will hear.

She’s a bit to proper, she makes a South African butt muffler when she pees and I’ve never even heard her fart.

South African Butt Muffler by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024

South Dakota Buttermelt

A very daring maneuver: while having sex,make sure you have an unwrapped stick of butter near you and while boning her doggy melt the butter over her back and when she turns around explode on her face and smash the half melted stick of butter on her anus

South Dakota Buttermelt: Bang her from the back and melt butter on her then explode on her face and jam butter up ass

South Dakota Buttermelt by Chester Mcfilis July 21, 2007

South Hampton Butterfinger 

1. noun: a three part sexual act between a man and woman that begins with anal sex. After anal penetration the man then enters his bleeding female partner vaginally. The final act happens when the man pulls out and while receiving a blow job from his significant other then ejaculates in her face.

After shopping at the Home Depot last weekend, Katie and I saw a romantic comedy at a local theater and although we had no snacks while watching the movie, when we returned home I gave her a South Hampton Butterfinger.

South Hampton Butterfinger by Millard Hampton December 5, 2009

South End Buttery 

licking butter off someone's buttie-hole

always boy on boy

he took a bagel, rubbed it butter-side-down on his boyfriends butt and then gave him the south end buttery

South End Buttery by Allie Mac April 3, 2009