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Social Snob

A social snob is a person that is dictated highly by what society thinks. They will follow any thing that their friends think are 'cool'.

Especially in the asian type of social snobs, their mobile phones shows how 'hardkore' they are and they also like to wear dog tags because that also shows their social status.

A social snob will never sort out any disputes by themselves, instead they will bring other friends they consider 'hardkore' online in a instant messaging service to use threats such as "why dont u go suck a dick and shut the fuck up??!!!" or use rebuttals that make no sense such as, "did i sey u did?". Clearly spelling incorrectly is higly common in social snobs, like spelling fuck as fcuk Why is this ? We may never know.

Hair and appearance is a very important to a social snob too. They may dye and cut their hair until it no longer looks natural just to fit in. Appearance is also important online, this is where they like to be because they feel that they have more power. They only take pictures for things such as Xanga or MSN Spaces. They take lots of care in taking a picture; not to take a full picture of their face but to have in in angles, poses, funny faces and of course finger gestures to make them look 'harkore'. The pictures are then also edited with Adobe PhotShop where they add final touches and add a tagline such as "sistarhsz for ever", "simpooly me" and "i l0vez j00".

Now we can talk about names they give them self online in a messaging service. A highly over rated one for girls is "simply 'insert girls name'" which they like to mispell to "simp00ly" or "baby 'insert girls name'" then add the name of the 'crew' they are in.

One thing a person must never do to a social snob is to disrespect them or 'dis' as they call it or backstab them. They are very self conscious and may get their 'harkore' friends to bring on a heap of threats and maybe meet you in an internet cafe.
How to spot a social snob:

1. A highly respectable person in the community does something, the soial snobs will imitate that.

2. Will try to get the latest mobile to out-do their friends.

3. Gives them selves ridiculous nicknames.

How is it used:

1. Look at that chick she's such a social snob, thinks she's soo cool when she's just another stupid girl.

2.
Social snob - "Look at your crappy mobile"
Average person - "My mobile does exactly what it's made for, to call people & talk to people"
Social snob - "So, do you think I care?"
Social snob 2 - "Leave my g'sis alone, go su*k a d*ck and get lost"
Social Snob by Luke Werthing May 15, 2006
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flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026