snail dick 

having a small dick, snail is small and curved, so its a small crooked dick.

My chinese friend happens to have a snail dick.

snail dick by tobo4564564 December 9, 2008

snail dick 

having a small dick, snail is small and curved, so its a small crooked dick.

My chinese friend happens to have a snail dick.

snail dick by tobo4564564 December 9, 2008

Snail Dick 

Having a small and crooked dick which coincidentally is very slow to get up. Greatly resembles the curved part of the back of the snail.

My chinese friend happens to have a snail dick.

Snail Dick by tobo4564564 April 1, 2009

Slimey snail dick 

When you eat scrgo and you don't know if its male or female

Man go eat slimey snail dick bitch

Slimey snail dick by Unknown#390 June 12, 2024

Slimy Snail dick 

slimy snail dick

Man go suck on a slimy snail dick you bitch

Slimy Snail dick by Unknown#390 June 12, 2024

Snailkick 

1) Snailkick - any encouraging action which speeds-up a definite process. To make somebody (or something) to do something faster.

2) Snailkick - a person which does everything slower, and has to be made to do it faster.

1) Alien#1: Hey, our spaceship's dragging like shit!

Alien#2: Hold on, i'll snailkick it! (pushing 'hyperjump' button)

2) Roomate#1: Second's such a snailkick, when he's occupying the toilet.

Roomate#3: Yeah, it takes hours to shit himself through.

Snailkick by Gothfrid January 4, 2014