An over-accessorized bicyclist whose gear typically includes spandex shorts, biking gloves, nylon racing shirt, and a helmet-mirror.
Look at that smedley by the water-cooler: he's just biked into work but he's dressed for the Tour-de-France
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Let's head to the bar and order a round of Mr. Smedleys
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1. a term that can be exchanged for any adjective, verb or noun. The function is very similar to thingamyjig, noggin etc. except with the addition of being even more versatile
2. an adjective used to describe something that is below standard

3. an exclamation (when used in it's full name context)

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Etymology: Originally a word unique to Old Landscovian. Derived from the history of Smedley Darlington Butler, whose story unfortunately nobody knows because they were to busy laughing at his hilarious name.
"pass me the smedley!"

"the carrots need to be smedlied first before you chop them"

"not that smedley knife! I need the sharp one"

"Smedley Darlington Butler!"
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This absolute tank is sadly blind. The cute black puppy dog is alive and healthy.
Wowee ‘Sonny Smedley’ is so cute.
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The colloquial term for any cases of gamers diarrhea contracted by playing any game John Smedley had any influence. The name humorously refers to John Smedley who is notoriously known for destroying any game he touches
I started Playing New World and immediately my guts started hurting; Smedley's Revenge strikes again.
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