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Smalley’s Inn 

A small, “haunted” diner in Carmel, NY that used to be known for its spooky decorations. Now, it’s known for being owned by the guy who told a group of FDNY men, “It's been 17 years since the attacks, get over it and move on; all this memorial does is mess up the town.”
Person 1: Did you hear about Smalley’s Inn?
Person 2: Yeah, the owner’s a dick.
Smalley’s Inn by blehblahbloop September 13, 2018
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The Smalley effect 

When your podcast loses thousands of subscribers, so you jump to YouTube but only end up with a couple dozen stragglers.
David Smalley's Dogma Debate podcast jumped the shark, so he thought he'd try his hand at YouTube. Now his audience is tiny. What an armature! That's The Smalley effect in action.
The Smalley effect by mmillennial February 25, 2018

The Stuart Smalley Generation 

aka "Millennial Generation", aka "Entitlement Generation". Currently self described "Greatest Generation"'; Those born between 1982 and 1992 with an "entitlement" attitude. In reference to the Saturday Night Live character "Stuart Smalley" as performed by Al Franken.
"The Stuart Smalley Generation" "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and dog gone it, people like me!" -- Stuart Smalley, SNL (Al Franken) Tag Line

Sammy Smalley 

If someone is short and female they may be referred to as a "Sammy Smalley"

It comes from the film Santa Claus 3 where a female elf was called "Sammy Smalley"
I can see over that girls head. Shes such a Sammy Smalley
Sammy Smalley by angelface101 April 1, 2011

Richard Smalley 

A professor at Rice University. The person who discovered Buckminsterfullerene, which made him a great person in today's world of nanotechnology.

Unofficially used to define a nanogeek.

The Smalley Effect 

When someone makes you think of something in a way that you've never thought about it before; or when a respectful conversation is happening between two people who would normally despise each other.
When a Pastor was asked about Bible verses on homosexuality, he experienced The Smalley Effect as he tried to find an answer.

A Smalley 

A sudden out burst of screaming anger after hearing a lot of stupid shit. Usually contains lots of Fucks, damns, and motherfuckers.
I am about to pull A Smalley on this cock sucking motherfucker.
A Smalley by Ballsack3365 September 30, 2020