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Slughorn 

A Slughorn is pretty much an undesirable woman with a loud mouth. Whether she is fat, ugly or a straight up retard, she must be undesirable.

However, in some circumstances a desirable woman may be called a slughorn. For example during times of drunken frustration or when she has just pissed you off.
1.
When that drunken fat chick at the footy wouldn't shut the fuck up! Leon had no choice but to call her a Slughorn.

2.
" You have too slay a few Slughorns to get to the Princess."
Slughorn by Benndoggy June 26, 2012
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Slughorn 

N. The person who hoards friends whom they find beneficial or make them feel special. Usually a total fucking loser or a person with underdeveloped social skills who believes obtaining more "friends" to add to their "collection" makes them a better person. A play on Horace Slughorn, the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher who uses the status of his friends to judge his personal success. Loser.
1. Ugh. He's only in that goddamned frat so he can be more of a Slughorn.

2. That fucking Slughorn just made friends with the Art Teacher because he's going to that Arts Festival.

3. What a Slughorn. (In response to a friend throwing his phone number at a band member at a concert)
Slughorn by RadioactivePuppy December 8, 2010
Related Words

slunghorn 

A penis that is out and ready for action
My slunghorn is ready for you
slunghorn by TortugaSam February 16, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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